Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run.
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Two Years of Wedded Bliss . . .

Sometimes you come across a picture of two happily married people and you wonder... what in the world could be their secret? Which should make you wonder some more: why would there be a secret? Have we become so cynical that any good marriage needs one?

The answer is yes. I mean, look at these two people. I don't know who they are, but they must be actors. Beautiful actors, sure, but no one can be that happy, not even on their wedding day.

They can?

Okay, they can, but will it last? Look at me. I'm Doctor Love and I still need an app to spice up my love life. What does that tell ya? Shouldn't that make you question the purpose of the universe? Do you really think that human beings were invented and put on this planet to buy my app and press start in hopes of finding that Special One ─ that one person lurking somewhere in the desert ─ to spend the rest of their lives with? That one person who keeps snoring relentlessly all night? You look at him and you think, Forever and ever and ever?

How cruel.

Okay, you may congratulate me now. ;)

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